Monthly Archives: April 2011

Funny word definitions

Funny definitions for words.  Here is a touch of humor with words for you. 

adult — A person who has stopped growing up and starts growing out.

relief — What trees do in the Spring

teenager — One whose hang-ups do not include clothes.

optimist — A person who smells smoke and gets out the marshmallows.

artery — art supply shop

committee — A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

auctioneer — A person who looks forbidding.

balderdash — rapid hair loss

dogmatic — pulled by Huskies

fibula — Small lie

pulpit – blender setting