Funny word definitions

Funny definitions for words.  Here is a touch of humor with words for you. 

adult — A person who has stopped growing up and starts growing out.

relief — What trees do in the Spring

teenager — One whose hang-ups do not include clothes.

optimist — A person who smells smoke and gets out the marshmallows.

artery — art supply shop

committee — A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

auctioneer — A person who looks forbidding.

balderdash — rapid hair loss

dogmatic — pulled by Huskies

fibula — Small lie

pulpit – blender setting

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2 responses to “Funny word definitions

  1. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many
    is research.” To steal from many smart people is education.

  2. wordsbybob

    Thaks John, Hope all is well. I see that Kris F. came to CR and stopped by to see the gang at the Starlite.